Diddly squat farms
Bourbon porridge.
Master Farmer

Nov 8, 2025
Started

3h 30m 58s Ago
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Public Bio

I just want my friend back...

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Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
51

51 of 320 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 23

Mining
Now in Beta

Merit Badges

Community Saint
2026-04-01

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 33

Holger
Level 38

Beatrix
Level 21

Thomas
Level 21

Cecil
Level 30

George
Level 33

Jill
Level 27

Vincent
Level 38

Lorn
Level 61

Buddy
Level 33

Borgen
Level 29

Ric Ryph
Level 21

Mummy
Level 25

Star
Level 35

Charles
Level 44

ROOMBA
Level 40

CptThomas
Level 21

frank
Level 56

Mariya
Level 27

Baba Gec
Level 16

Geist
Level 8

Gary
Level 80

Cid
Level 20

Goostav
Level 40

Game Stats

Net Worth

21,947,441,669
Crops Planted

172,301
Fish Caught

19,625
Best Streak

83
Items Crafted

1,085,530
Explore Count

21,401,459
Meals Cooked

605
Meals Stirred

749
Meals Tasted

628
Meals Seasoned

536
Requests Complete

1,009
Personal Requests

365
Items Mastered

105
Items Grand Mastered

34
Items Mega Mastered

0
Items Donated

5,966
Wheel Spins

883
Hut Chests Opened

86
Vault Codes Cracked

140
Well Tosses

1,184
Buddyjack Wins

0
Friended By

9
Referred By

To the valley

Bourbon porridge.

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Sugar Cane Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Grape Juice Vat

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Chapiku (1)

Hensods's Bonsai (1)

Mizzem's Daisies (3)

Quicksilver's Ring (1)

Support's Ticket (1)

Corn Ball (8)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (1)

Five Point Mace (1)

Heart-shaped Gem (5)

Firestream's Magic Wire (1)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (1)

Mini Time Egg (8)

Notary Stamp (1)

Music Box (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (2)

VIP Card (1)

Heart Container (3)

Langstaff Crest (23)

Schoolbook (1)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (192)

Gold Shamrock (5)

Pink Ribbon (1)

Mapping Compass (1)

Opposition Hourglass (1)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (2)

Holiday Candles (7)

Milk and Cookies (6)

Cid's Stone Ale (1)

Raptor Egg (82)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (2)

Tribal Staff (23)

Raptor Claw (101)

Compass (6)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (4)

Winged Amulet (6)

Lima Bean (23)

Diving Helmet (47)

Skull Coin (1,088)

Dragon Skull (53)

Piece of Heart (9)

Amber (728)

Strange Ring (40)

Lava Sphere (270)

Model Ship (16)

Magic Conch Shell (42)

Diamond (217)

Inferno Sphere (378)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (399)

Runestone 02 (234)

Runestone 03 (1,037)

Runestone 04 (334)

Runestone 05 (1,454)

Runestone 06 (238)

Runestone 07 (283)

Runestone 08 (499)

Runestone 09 (285)

Runestone 10 (158)

Runestone 11 (205)

Runestone 12 (359)

Runestone 13 (601)

Runestone 14 (620)

Runestone 15 (945)

Runestone 16 (400)

Runestone 17 (430)

Runestone 18 (306)

Runestone 19 (244)

Runestone 20 (1,044)

Runestone Necklace (1)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Belts Found (1)

Ancient Treasure Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #7

Buddy Dolls Found

Slime Buddy Doll (1)

Bear Buddy Doll (2)

Corn Buddy Doll (1)

Tanooki Buddy Doll (1)

Leprechaun Buddy Doll (2)

Groundhog Buddy Doll (4)

Cupid Buddy Doll (5)

Adventure Buddy Doll (4)

Jester Buddy Doll (4)

Buddy Doll (12)

FEATURED

Chicken head
Level 11

Babe
Level 11

Lucky
Level 11

Buster
Level 11

Betsey
Level 11

Lady
Level 11

Reptar
Level 16
OVERALL #5,803
LEAGUE #1,122
926 Power

Whitney
Level 16
RFC Retired
208 Power

PETS

Harlot
Level 5

Winston
Level 6

Squirrel mcnutt
Level 6

Who
Level 3

Unnamed
Level 3

The nope noodle
Level 6

Lamer
Level 6

Awwwwsaaavainyaa
Level 1

Unnamed
Level 1

Spikes
Level 2

Unnamed
Level 1

Unnamed
Level 1

Squawkee
Level 3

Unnamed
Level 3

Unnamed
Level 1

Coke
Level 6

Fluterbye
Level 6

Daisy
Level 2

Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Reptar
Level 16
OVERALL #5,803
LEAGUE #1,122
926 Power

Raptor 4
Level 15
OVERALL #16,454
LEAGUE #2,042
346 Power

Raptor 6
Level 15
OVERALL #20,262
LEAGUE #3,016
197 Power