GrumpyStu
Noob Farm
Master Farmer

Aug 12, 2025
Started

6h 1m 39s Ago
Offline

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Public Bio

Grumpy, retired, former Coast Guard, small business owner (metal art)

Brand new, so pardon any gaffs or blunders (three so far, but who's counting?)

Proud member of the Chaotic Coven of Kindness

If I'm not here, I'm tinkering on my 1955 Chevy Pickup.

Profile Sections

Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
221

221 of 300 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 72

Mining
Now in Beta

Merit Badges

Community Saint
2025-10-16

Raptor Trainer
2025-09-30

Grand Master
2025-09-27

I am the Great Explorer
2025-09-23

B.F.F.
2025-09-22

Mega Farm
2025-09-19

Into the Darkness
2025-09-05

Bobbleheads Found

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 77

Holger
Level 68

Beatrix
Level 84

Thomas
Level 54

Cecil
Level 70

George
Level 96

Jill
Level 99

Vincent
Level 63

Lorn
Level 80

Buddy
Level 99

Borgen
Level 63

Ric Ryph
Level 64

Mummy
Level 83

Star
Level 99

Charles
Level 63

ROOMBA
Level 99

CptThomas
Level 63

frank
Level 63

Mariya
Level 60

Baba Gec
Level 90

Geist
Level 99

Gary
Level 99

Cid
Level 65

Game Stats

Net Worth

1,426,263,114,646
Crops Planted

443,609
Fish Caught

4,556
Best Streak

494
Items Crafted

1,462,108
Explore Count

389,656,240
Meals Cooked

2,191
Meals Stirred

1,719
Meals Tasted

1,487
Meals Seasoned

1,245
Requests Complete

1,186
Personal Requests

138
Items Mastered

265
Items Grand Mastered

180
Items Mega Mastered

75
Items Donated

133,500
Wheel Spins

4,483
Hut Chests Opened

142
Vault Codes Cracked

79
Well Tosses

15,105
Buddyjack Wins

101
Friended By

42

Noob Farm

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Sugar Cane Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Corn Speedrun Trophy (1)

List of Corn Puns (1)

Dream Nail (1)

Hensods's Bonsai (7)

Mizzem's Daisies (5)

Apple Slice (22)

Quicksilver's Ring (4)

Support's Ticket (5)

Pig Collar (1)

Corn Ball (8)

Cursed Effigy (1)

Perfect Paint Palette (3)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (4)

Firestream's Magic Wire (7)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (7)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (6)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (9)

Refined Corn Quartz (1)

Mini Time Egg (9)

Hessian's Axe (1)

Skull-in-the-box (1)

Music Box (1)

Gold Apple (1)

Keeper Trapper (1)

Prism Shell (1)

Ramjoram's Mask (1)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (13)

VIP Card (1)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (5,641)

Heart Container (32)

Runecorn (1)

Gold Potato (7)

Langstaff Crest (468)

Schoolbook (1)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (3,843)

Mapping Compass (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (14)

Cid's Stone Ale (2)

Raptor Egg (1,048)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Hockey Mask (3,921)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (1,288)

Raptor Claw (2,066)

Compass (4)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (54)

Winged Amulet (766)

Lima Bean (425)

Diving Helmet (4,029)

Skull Coin (8,749)

Dragon Skull (747)

Piece of Heart (102)

Amber (1,479)

Strange Ring (432)

Lava Sphere (10,085)

Model Ship (725)

Magic Conch Shell (1,946)

Diamond (5,050)

Inferno Sphere (14,020)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (8,212)

Runestone 02 (26,322)

Runestone 03 (48,307)

Runestone 04 (22,534)

Runestone 05 (16,461)

Runestone 06 (8,577)

Runestone 07 (5,707)

Runestone 08 (6,487)

Runestone 09 (10,218)

Runestone 10 (5,938)

Runestone 11 (5,419)

Runestone 12 (8,983)

Runestone 13 (7,322)

Runestone 14 (8,515)

Runestone 15 (6,398)

Runestone 16 (4,376)

Runestone 17 (12,404)

Runestone 18 (22,765)

Runestone 19 (7,331)

Runestone 20 (5,025)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (1)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Unusual Gem

Belts Found (4)

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Velocity Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #112

Horseman's Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #150

Apple Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #4016

Buddy Dolls Found

Labubuddy Doll (2)

Vampire Buddy Doll (3)

Ghost Buddy Doll (1)

Werewolf Buddy Doll (1)

Turkey Buddy Doll (1)

Jester Buddy Doll (1)

Adventure Buddy Doll (0)

Buddy Doll (38)

FEATURED

Durvie
Level 14
OVERALL #5,279
LEAGUE #59
756 Power

Perrin
Level 13
OVERALL #6,143
LEAGUE #167
653 Power

Leo
Level 12
RFC Retired
126 Power

Jordan
Level 12
RFC Retired
128 Power

Eat yellow snow
Level 11
OVERALL #6,200
LEAGUE #385
587 Power

Baby poo green
Level 11
OVERALL #9,177
LEAGUE #223
322 Power

PETS

Spot
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Coins
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Gear
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 7

Unnamed
Level 6

Unnamed
Level 6

Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Durvie
Level 14
OVERALL #5,279
LEAGUE #59
756 Power

Perrin
Level 13
OVERALL #6,143
LEAGUE #167
653 Power

Eat yellow snow
Level 11
OVERALL #6,200
LEAGUE #385
587 Power

Baby poo green
Level 11
OVERALL #9,177
LEAGUE #223
322 Power