Theseus
The Ship
Master Farmer

Nov 28, 2024
Started
Star for each year playing

1h 3s Ago
Offline

Patreon
Beta Tester

Public Bio

discord - getscrewed

Hey, I'm Theseus. I'm not new anymore, but you can still ask me for anything you need and if I have it, I'll send it to you. He/They.

My unicorn's name is Glymmer Obsidian, he has a foal named Bucephalus Obsidian who needs care, so sometimes I may ask for help in chat.

Profile Sections Other

Progress Farm Items Animals

Tower Level
215

215 of 320 Floors Unlocked

Skill Progress

Farming
Level 99

Fishing
Level 99

Crafting
Level 99

Exploring
Level 99

Cooking
Level 77

Mining
Now in Beta

Merit Badges

Responsible Wheel Spinner
2026-02-23

Master Thief
2025-12-29

Raptor Trainer
2025-12-27

Grand Master
2025-11-26

I am the Great Explorer
2025-11-24

Mega Farm
2025-11-17

Community Saint
2025-11-03

Friendship Levels

Rosalie
Level 64

Holger
Level 57

Beatrix
Level 72

Thomas
Level 33

Cecil
Level 69

George
Level 79

Jill
Level 73

Vincent
Level 73

Lorn
Level 67

Buddy
Level 90

Borgen
Level 45

Ric Ryph
Level 74

Mummy
Level 29

Star
Level 72

Charles
Level 74

ROOMBA
Level 72

CptThomas
Level 16

frank
Level 15

Mariya
Level 55

Baba Gec
Level 73

Geist
Level 78

Gary
Level 80

Cid
Level 32

Goostav
Level 36

Game Stats

Net Worth

2,686,823,594,222
Crops Planted

393,037
Fish Caught

85,729
Best Streak

5,322
Items Crafted

3,972,124
Explore Count

181,215,901
Meals Cooked

1,654
Meals Stirred

2,656
Meals Tasted

2,248
Meals Seasoned

1,729
Requests Complete

1,605
Personal Requests

691
Items Mastered

268
Items Grand Mastered

158
Items Mega Mastered

67
Items Donated

197,915
Wheel Spins

6,674
Hut Chests Opened

75
Vault Codes Cracked

1,095
Well Tosses

4,453
Buddyjack Wins

154
Friended By

68

The Ship

Farm

Farm Pond

Worm Hab

Workshop

Chicken Coop

Orchard

Trout/Bait Farm

Cow Pasture

Forest

Vineyard

Cellar

Sawmill

Ironworks

Steelworks

Hay Field

Storehouse

Farmhouse

Craftworks

Quarry

Flour Mill

Feed Mill

Sugar Cane Mill

Pig Pen

Raptor Pen

Kitchen

Grape Juice Vat

Super Rare / Special Items Found:
*All-time found count shown by each

Chapiku (1)

Gold Buddy Sweater (2)

Corn Speedrun Trophy (1)

List of Corn Puns (1)

Hensods's Bonsai (5)

Mizzem's Daisies (3)

Cockatrice Egg (2)

Gold Rudolph (1)

Quicksilver's Ring (3)

Support's Ticket (3)

Pig Collar (1)

Corn Ball (8)

Cursed Effigy (1)

Perfect Paint Palette (5)

Boobun's Spray Bottle (3)

Five Point Mace (4)

Heart-shaped Gem (8)

Firestream's Magic Wire (5)

Tenfoo's Lost Sock (4)

Coderanger's Missing Semicolon (4)

Forcepath's Book of Quest Requirements (9)

Refined Corn Quartz (4)

Mini Time Egg (11)

Hessian's Axe (1)

Skull-in-the-box (1)

Notary Stamp (1)

Music Box (1)

Prism Shell (3)

Ramjoram's Mask (5)

Rune Dice (1)

Pair of Gold Boots (12)

Sturdy Saw (1)

VIP Card (1)

Time Egg (5)

Water Orb (1)

Frost Snapper Shell (3,185)

Heart Container (23)

Runecorn (1)

Gold Potato (8)

Langstaff Crest (363)

Schoolbook (1)

Y73841 Detector (1)

Pirate Hook (857)

Gold Egg (1)

Gold Shamrock (2)

Pink Ribbon (1)

Mapping Compass (1)

Opposition Hourglass (2)

Tower Key (1)

Lucky Rabbit Foot (1)

Gold Boot (24)

Holiday Candles (118)

Milk and Cookies (370)

Cid's Stone Ale (2)

Raptor Egg (430)

Trident of Poseidon (1)

Hockey Mask (50)

Flame Orb (1)

Seeing Stone (3)

Mystical Staff (3)

Tribal Staff (1,253)

Raptor Claw (1,421)

Compass (6,889)

Tribal Mask (1)

Buddystone (48)

Winged Amulet (2,292)

Lima Bean (358)

Diving Helmet (3,618)

Skull Coin (9,262)

Dragon Skull (724)

Piece of Heart (48)

Amber (2,922)

Strange Ring (1,244)

Lava Sphere (12,423)

Model Ship (136)

Magic Conch Shell (1,048)

Diamond (6,459)

Inferno Sphere (19,748)

Runestones Found

Runestone 01 (11,119)

Runestone 02 (30,510)

Runestone 03 (27,307)

Runestone 04 (13,045)

Runestone 05 (23,039)

Runestone 06 (12,588)

Runestone 07 (8,933)

Runestone 08 (11,034)

Runestone 09 (13,707)

Runestone 10 (8,686)

Runestone 11 (9,187)

Runestone 12 (8,476)

Runestone 13 (10,942)

Runestone 14 (8,312)

Runestone 15 (8,130)

Runestone 16 (6,868)

Runestone 17 (11,036)

Runestone 18 (23,755)

Runestone 19 (10,268)

Runestone 20 (7,691)

Runestone 23 (1)

Runestone Necklace (2)

Runestone 27 (13)

Tower Artifacts Found

Diary of O'Dynn

Bahltruvian Scales

Odthorin's Charm

Stones of Gallodor

Runecube

Growth Medallion I

Trigon Knot

Friendship Bracelet

Headdress of Luna

Strange Gem

Growth Medallion II

Ashes of Pentagorn

Dragon Heart

Magic Mirror

Maduin's Cup

Serpent of Trym

Spring Bangle

Inferno Ring

Lava Ring

Unusual Gem

Belts Found (4)

Belt of Truth (1)
Borgen Belt #89

Belt of Menace (2)
Borgen Belt #211

Santa's Travel Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #487

Consumption Belt (1)
Borgen Belt #1260

Buddy Dolls Found

Toga Buddy Doll (2)

Slime Buddy Doll (1)

Bear Buddy Doll (1)

Wampa Buddy Doll (1)

Gingerbread Buddy Doll (3)

Corn Buddy Doll (1)

Tanooki Buddy Doll (1)

Leprechaun Buddy Doll (2)

Groundhog Buddy Doll (1)

Frozen Buddy Doll (4)

Snowman Buddy Doll (2)

Lucky Cat Buddy Doll (2)

Rudolph Buddy Doll (1)

Santa Buddy Doll (1)

Krampus Buddy Doll (1)

Nut Cracker Buddy Doll (3)

Adventure Buddy Doll (6)

Jester Buddy Doll (5)

Buddy Doll (52)

FEATURED

Haystack
Level 20
24 Power

Skaia
Level 20
16 Power

Colonel
Level 20
24 Power

PETS

Roxy
Level 7

Jade
Level 7

Jake
Level 7

Rose
Level 7

Brobot
Level 7

Calliope
Level 7

John
Level 7

Jonas
Level 7

Jane
Level 7

Mayor
Level 7

Dirk
Level 7

Dave
Level 7

Vriska
Level 7

Casey
Level 7

TZ
Level 7

Frodt
Level 7

Tulip
Level 7

Tezi
Level 7

Pyrope
Level 7

Grumble
Level 7

Kanny
Level 7

Cali
Level 7

JJ
Level 7

Scrunkle
Level 7

Bro
Level 7

Obi
Level 7

Fighting in Raptor Fight Club

Blacktooth
Level 22
OVERALL #6,463
LEAGUE #21
2,261 Power

Frostclaw
Level 22
OVERALL #5,199
LEAGUE #29
2,153 Power

Slime
Level 22
OVERALL #9,814
LEAGUE #119
1,844 Power